yeah boys are cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
I ship it
I ship it hard
You two are shipped! send us updates!
what if the history of music was reversed and in the 1800s people listened to pop and hip hop and music gradually became more and more classical and people frowned upon it because it was new and unfamiliar
beethoven is way too edgy young woman no you are not going to listen to his moonlight sonata tonight why cant you listen to lil wayne like a proper lady goddamn
IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
PARTY AT MY PLACE
i’ve got the alcohol covered
i’ll bring some soda
ill bring the drugs
I’LL BRING THE BITCHES
i got the pot..
GOT THE DOUGH AND THE GREEN.
REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST.
WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET THE CHIPS?
imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
YOU CAN’T START A NEW CHAPTER IF YOU KEEP READING THE LAST ONE.